GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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omg the gif!
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My grades need to be higher. My weight needs to be lower. My stomach needs to be flatter. My wallet needs to be fatter. My skin needs to be tanner. My teeth need to be whiter. My heart needs to be stronger. My friends need to be uglier. My face needs to be prettier. My hair needs to be longer. My skirt needs to be shorter. My body needs to be hotter. My image needs to be cooler. My boobs need to be bigger. My waist needs to be smaller. Damn, society really knows how to make you feel like a piece of poop.
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Your crush walks in the room,
Your friend instantly turns to you and is like
And you’re just like,
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